Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Useless Product Monologue- THE SCRUB


                                                       THE SCRUB
                                BECAUSE CLEAN WRITING IS GOOD WRITING.

Are you tired of that tiny speck of dirt on your pen or pencil? Does it ever get so annoying that you just can not get through your day? Through that three hour class? Through lunch? Or even get out of bed? Don't let that dirty pen or pencil drive you insane again! The Scrub is here! We, at Scrub, know the annoying pain of writing, sometimes for hours on end, with a dirty pen or pencil. Those days are over. With the new scrub, we have designed a small, portable and fun poking product that will never leave you worrying about a city pen or pencil again. Designed to fit any type and size of pen or pencil, The Scrub encapsulates your writing tool, then, with ultra bristles and a touch of life-lasting detergent, The Scrub gives a 360 degree full and fresh clean to your writing utensil. Designed with a sealed compartment underneath the product, the only thing that ever needs to be changed is the water about every 8 uses, The Scrub does the rest!! The unique design leaves the tip of the pen or pencil outside of the encapsulator, so that your writing tool is never damaged, only cleaner! Never worry about sharing pens due to acquiring unwanted dirt, or that tiny spot on your pencil that drives you so crazy that you can't even focus. NEVER AGAIN!! The Scrub is here! Because as always, CLEAN WRITING IS GOOD WRITING!

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